ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
