are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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