if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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