FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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