I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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