yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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