I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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