We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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