He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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