help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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