i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
