Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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