Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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