So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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