Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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