What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
