I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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