that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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