so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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