Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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