There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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