Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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