I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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