i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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