oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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