You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
