I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
