Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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