I'm jealous of your bromance
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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