My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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