Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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