if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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