ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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