Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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