He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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