the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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