Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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