If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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