what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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