Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Someone came in the potted fern
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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