I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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