so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I want to be your penis for a week.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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