she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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