All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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