I wannas sexs uuuuu
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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