so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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