I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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