yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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