Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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