There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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